Saturday, February 18, 2006
Never a Hunter Be
This guy goes out into the woods with his rifle, looking for bears. He is sort of out-of-step with nature, for a bear grabs him, throws him face down across a log and screws him bigtime.
The next week, this same guy goes into the woods, looking for bears. Again, a bear steps out from behind a tree, grabs the guy, throws him face down across a log and screws him again.
The next week, this same guy goes into the woods, looking for bears. A bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "Say, buddy, you didn't come out here for the huntin', did you?"
The next week, this same guy goes into the woods, looking for bears. Again, a bear steps out from behind a tree, grabs the guy, throws him face down across a log and screws him again.
The next week, this same guy goes into the woods, looking for bears. A bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "Say, buddy, you didn't come out here for the huntin', did you?"