A young woman had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her sting was so intense she decided to return to the clubhouse for help.

The golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? Anything wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee," she said.

"Where?" he asked.

"Between the first and second hole," she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."